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frostedlemoncoward
aka is 20.13 years old, has been a member since November 16, 2007, has scored 3264 submissions, giving an average score of 1.54.
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I need someone to help me be more independent.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I go to great lengths to find shortcuts.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Anagrams keep sending me mixed messages.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
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I can make myself invisible, but only when your eyes are closed.
of 28 votes, 54% like it
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My number one fan is attached to my ceiling.
of 37 votes, 49% like it
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I'm a good person, but my shadow is a shady character.
of 33 votes, 61% like it
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Every day is a gift. That's why I didn't get you a present.
of 40 votes, 60% like it
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Mathematically speaking, the average person is mean.
of 50 votes, 64% like it
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Exponents taught me to believe in a higher power.
of 39 votes, 56% like it
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Line-ups: a concept I can really get behind.
of 31 votes, 68% like it
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Reality bites, so get a rabies shot.
of 37 votes, 68% like it
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Books taught me not to be so spineless.
of 36 votes, 78% like it
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Don't bother me; I'm trying to figure out how to be social.
of 41 votes, 66% like it
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Shady characters come out in direct sunlight.
of 39 votes, 56% like it
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Giants hate small talk.
of 51 votes, 59% like it
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I always go the extra 1.609344 kilometers.
of 54 votes, 74% like it
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I don't get lost. I unintentionally take the scenic route.
of 58 votes, 74% like it
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Actually, the best defense is most likely full-body armor.
of 44 votes, 73% like it
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I'm looking forward to looking back on this moment.
of 52 votes, 75% like it
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I do all my self-reflection in front of the mirror.
of 45 votes, 58% like it
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Procrastination: the only thing that can't wait until tomorrow.
of 54 votes, 72% like it
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I'm going to give that lobotomist a piece of my mind!
of 53 votes, 66% like it
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Opportunity tells the best knock-knock jokes.
of 55 votes, 60% like it
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Love triangles: one more reason to hate geometry.
of 66 votes, 76% like it
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Don't rock the boat unless you're wearing a lifejacket.
of 56 votes, 59% like it
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No one cares when mimes take vows of silence.
of 56 votes, 54% like it
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Taking a page from someone's book got me banned from the library.
of 76 votes, 82% like it
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Animal rights activists always let the cat out of the bag.
of 64 votes, 69% like it
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Singing in the rain is a good way to get hypothermia.
of 65 votes, 77% like it
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I jumped on the bandwagon before it was the cool thing to do.
of 82 votes, 76% like it
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Avoid becoming a has-been: never achieve anything.
of 77 votes, 73% like it
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It's unwise to paint the town red during the Running of the Bulls
of 68 votes, 63% like it
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I wish math class had taught me how to conquer as well as divide.
of 92 votes, 78% like it
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Running away from my problems is how I stay in shape.
of 95 votes, 81% like it
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I never caught Carmen Sandiego; I was too busy looking for Waldo.
of 70 votes, 69% like it
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People let me down, but I can always count on my abacus.
of 69 votes, 74% like it
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Due to cutbacks, flying saucers no longer come with teacups.
of 75 votes, 71% like it
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I get butterflies in my stomach whenever I eat caterpillars.
of 100 votes, 83% like it
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Museums don't even bother keeping their skeletons in the closet.
of 72 votes, 75% like it
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Dance like no one's pointing and laughing hysterically.
of 73 votes, 64% like it
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Cartographers know where it's at.
of 78 votes, 73% like it
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I expect to get a free pet the next time it rains cats and dogs.
of 71 votes, 75% like it
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Cartoon characters only give high fours.
of 71 votes, 69% like it
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Geographers know where it's at.
of 67 votes, 69% like it
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Someday, I hope to be as cool as my online persona.
of 66 votes, 68% like it
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Tomorrow is a busy day for procrastinators.
of 70 votes, 69% like it
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Panicked rulers call for desperate measures.
of 66 votes, 58% like it
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My fall from grace was due more to clumsiness than to sinfulness.
of 69 votes, 62% like it
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Money management is not as easy as board games led me to believe.
of 75 votes, 68% like it
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Babysitting: the most effective method of birth control.
of 61 votes, 67% like it
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Oh, Phuket. Let's go to Thailand.
of 62 votes, 56% like it
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Tired of being a nobody, I joined an anonymous support group.
of 64 votes, 63% like it
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Math is sweet as pi.
of 67 votes, 66% like it
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Emotional roller coaster? No thanks, I prefer the ferris wheel.
of 60 votes, 58% like it
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When I grow up, I want to get a degree in Cartoon Physics.
of 56 votes, 61% like it
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I can't think outside the box if I have to color inside the lines
of 73 votes, 70% like it
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The road less travelled has become such a tourist destination.
of 69 votes, 59% like it
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No one wore the pants in 16th century Scotland.
of 61 votes, 54% like it
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My life may be a mess, but my music collection is meticulous.
of 55 votes, 65% like it
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Diving: because walking the plank lacked style.
of 73 votes, 56% like it
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Chasing the ice cream truck is still my favorite form of exercise
of 71 votes, 69% like it
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I wasn't born yesterday, but I'm still pretty gullible.
of 62 votes, 60% like it
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A little bird told me the grapevine can't be trusted.
of 68 votes, 71% like it
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I use public speaking as an excuse to imagine people naked.
of 66 votes, 65% like it
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Public speaking is my excuse to imagine people in their underwear
of 58 votes, 62% like it
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If you have butterflies in your stomach, stop eating caterpillars
of 71 votes, 59% like it
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No amount of hands will make light work during a power failure.
of 64 votes, 55% like it
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The secret to job security is getting a job no one else wants.
of 60 votes, 55% like it
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Can I borrow your shoes? I can't judge you until I walk in them.
of 62 votes, 58% like it
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Abolish destruction.
of 57 votes, 56% like it
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Every time you blink, I move a little closer.
of 68 votes, 66% like it
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I'm not applauding; I'm just checking for clap-on lights.
of 73 votes, 73% like it
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Penguins never get to take advantage of casual day.
of 62 votes, 73% like it
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Hope springs eternal. So does bitter disappointment.
of 48 votes, 58% like it
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My Swiss Army Knife has a collapsible rocket launcher.
of 65 votes, 58% like it
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Somehow, a penny for my two cents doesn't sound like a good deal.
of 83 votes, 73% like it
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The funniest part of a joke is the people who don't get it.
of 73 votes, 60% like it
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I want a Swiss Army Knife with a collapsible rocket launcher.
of 59 votes, 58% like it
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I'd be good at the limbo, because I'm constantly lowering the bar
of 65 votes, 54% like it
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You scream for ice cream. I call for cauliflower.
of 55 votes, 55% like it
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I've gotten so good at being lazy, I think I'll quit my day job.
of 70 votes, 64% like it
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I've loved reverse psychology ever since I started hating it.
of 83 votes, 65% like it
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Regrettably, Moon Boots did not get me a career as an astronaut.
of 63 votes, 54% like it
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I meant what I said. I just didn't mean to say it.
of 85 votes, 73% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Advertising has gotten too commercial.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Ask me about lobotomies and I'll give you a piece of my mind.
of 47 votes, 49% like it
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Be careful, my biting sarcasm might have rabies.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Beige always tells white the most off-color jokes.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Breaking a leg on opening night will get you into an acting cast.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Breaking the ice can be dangerous in the arctic.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Cardiac surgery: the way to my heart.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Cartography is where it's at.
of 54 votes, 59% like it
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Chasing the ice cream van is still my favorite form of exercise.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Crocodile teeth should be more of a concern than crocodile tears.
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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Dance like you've got ants in your pants.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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Desperate rulers call for desperate measures.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Don't shoot for the moon; that's assault.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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End animal cruelty. Make the sky stop raining cats and dogs.
of 50 votes, 50% like it
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Everything I need to know, I learned from reading bathroom stalls
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Exponents: the higher power that numbers believe in.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Geometry problems get me bent out of shape.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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I am so over being underwhelmed.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I challenged life to a fight to the death.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I communicate via smoke signals when I'm on fire.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I do most of my plotting on the Cartesian plane.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I fish for compliments hook, line, and sinker.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I only contradict myself on Opposite Day.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I only crowdsurf when everyone's doing The Wave.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I only run with scissors when my opponents run with paper.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I only send smoke signals when I'm on fire.
of 10 votes, 60% like it
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I only think outside the box after I've eaten all the chocolates.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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I thought I saw a mirage, but it was only an oasis.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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I'd ask how your day went but I'd rather just read your horoscope
of 34 votes, 44% like it
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I'd bend over backwards to be able to do the limbo.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I'd get all my ducks in a row, but Duck Duck Goose is more fun.
of 41 votes, 44% like it
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I'd give my right arm to have a prosthetic limb.
of 43 votes, 30% like it
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I'll give you a penny for your two cents.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I'm a born-again believer in reincarnation.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I'm going to quit while I'm ahead as soon as I get there.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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I'm leaving the concrete jungle to look for the abstract jungle.
of 30 votes, 47% like it
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I'm only a daytripper. Night is much steadier on its feet.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I'm so clumsy, I fell from grace.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I'm so over being underwhelmed.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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If looks could kill, owning a mirror would be pretty dangerous.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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It will take more than a worm to convince me to wake up early.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Jack of one or two trades, master of none.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Jumping on the bandwagon since before it was the cool thing to do
of 62 votes, 55% like it
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Line-ups are an idea I can really get behind.
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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Long live immortality.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Musical Chairs ruined all my favorite songs.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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My blessings in disguise refuse to take off their costumes.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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My exercise program consists of running away from my problems.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
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My fake online persona has more friends than I do.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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My fall from grace had more to do with clumsiness than sinfulness
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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My favorite animal is also my favorite deadly sin.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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My powers of invisibility only work when your eyes are closed.
of 3 votes, 100% like it
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My relationship with the internet was love at first site.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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My train of thought often gets derailed by soundtracks.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
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My windows are made of stained glass; I never wash them.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Newspapers need to get with the times.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Photographs always beat me at staring contests.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Prospectors are such gold diggers.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Relationships between metals and non-metals always end in assault
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Rose-colored glasses do not offer adequate UV protection.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Running away from my problems keeps me in shape.
of 65 votes, 62% like it
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Sandals rock my socks off.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Self-reliance now --ask me how.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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Sloths object to being considered a deadly sin.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Sometimes I go off on tangents, but I usually stick to cosines.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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The closest I'll get to baseball is swinging the bat at a pinata.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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The concrete jungle is so boring compared to the abstract jungle.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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The most cunning curses are disguised as blessings in disguise.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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The real key to real estate is repetition, repetition, repetition
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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The world may be my oyster, but I really only want the pearl.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Things were so much better back when we used to be nostalgic.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Things were so much better back when we used to be nostalgic.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Tightrope walking: a fine line between success and failure.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Today is a gift. That's why I didn't get you a Christmas present.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Video games deceived me; plumbers rarely lead such exciting lives
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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X knows where it's at.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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